Release date: June 13, 2013

ZERO PERCENT MAGAZINE NO. 1

You've heard of the 1% ... and ... you've probably heard of the 99. Now, for the first time anywhere in the history of humanity, you can meet the ZERO PERCENT.

ZERO No. 1 contains ZERO punk rock poets, cartoonists, and other creative creatures with ZERO talent. You get: Gary Aposhian, John Bennett, Dave Boles, Marie Currie, Stacey Dee, Bill Gainer, Jack Grisham, Bradley Mason Hamlin, Lucy Hell, Misti Rainwater-Lites, E. William Martin, Claudio Parentela, Josť Guadalupe Posada, Katherine Sloan, Winnie Star, Mort Todd, F.N. Wright, and Scot Young.

Printed in classic chapbook style from the great BLACK SHARK PRESS with a wild cover by Italian artist: Claudio Parentela. For lovers of ZERO quality work everywhere.

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